Did you have a good Christmas? Great! Oh wow! You received *insert expensive gift item here* for Christmas?! I’m so jelly. Me? Oh the usual you know, drunk too much, ate my weight in variously cooked meats, reflecting on another expeditious year. 2015 has certainly been an oddity in my tenure as an independent member of the community. The refractory ideologies that I’d adhered to since pubescent have had adverse effect on natural progression on obligatory maturity. But now I’m finally learning how to drive, we’ve begun excavating the spare room to transition the spacial anomaly, previously used as a dumping ground for extraneous items into a more accommodating residence for a new occupant due in April and I have a new hairdresser. Yeah, the latter isn’t all that exciting but it’s certainly emblematic of my life now. It’s also been a much improved year for quality gaming content, sadly lacking from this generations tenure. But what have been this year’s essentially performers? The coup de gra of interactive entertainment? Well I’ve conducted an admittedly brief surmise of this year’s most prestigious titles and decided to let you, the informed viewing public determine the appropriate candidate for 2015’s game of the year. Also I couldn’t be bothered to do it myself. It is New Years Eve after all!
Oh and if anyone votes Destiny: The Taken King you are immediately disqualified from, now let’s be fair, everything there ever was, is or will be! And with that in mind…..
Happy New Year! Cheers……….
Um, well I was supposed to be including a poll for you to vote on what you think is the is the best of my choices. As it happens the “poll” icon appears to of disappeared. So as an alternative here are my picks and you can instead let me know your favourites in my comment section. And perhaps let me know where I can find this surreptitious icon? Stupid WordPress update!……
And in yet another twisted fate of circumstance my WordPress dashboard has reverted BACK to where the poll icon appears, also restoring my published article back into a draft?! I think this might be a latent millennium bug! Anyway, vote away!….
Due to other provoking circumstances that converged to undermine much of my writing over the weekend, I thought I’d inject some concentrated levity into this article with an introductory supplication that I’ve generously submitted to you-my most trusted advisor’s, so that you may contribute to the speculative identification of a subject that currently alludes me; the gender of my unborn child. This is decision that could potentially determine one the most critical moments of my adult life, and also evaluate your prescient virtuosity for assessing future events. I call this examination….*Clears throat*
Guess what’s growing inside my girlfriends womb!
It’s a puzzle draped in clandestine anonymity. So devious in its complexity that even a joint consultation between Batman and Sherlock Holmes would yield no definitive distinctions to the gender. Has some foreign extrinsic organism penetrated her womb, breeding a host parasitical squid monkey with tendrils and an opposable tail? Will I require extermination skills that only a Witcher possess to eradicate an embryonic abomination, cursed to wander the earth in purgative isolation?! Is it really an appropriate forum to discuss the particulars of my girlfriends gestational foetus with a rather demeaning poll? Well, if you don’t tell her about it, there wont be an issue. So hush your mouth!….please.
I’m still compiling an analysis for the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, which is essentially another way of me admitting that I really haven’t played through enough yet to compose any prudent evaluation on its already credited superiority over every game ever made, or any game that “will” be made, ever. Ever! I’ll have something definitive submitted for you to peruse soon, but until then it’s fair to assert that it has already garnered significant commendation from other less reputable publications. But is The Witcher 3 already 2015’s game of year? Should projects being developed now simply be dismissed or tossed into the nearest convenient waste receptacle, and their respective employees made redundant or a more permanent solution be conceived for there now nugatory profession? As there will never be a better game than this ever? Ever?! Well that maybe a little embellished, but its worth noting that The Witcher could potentially be gamers transitioning attachment between last and current generation consoles. So the most pertinent question is whether it is the best game on the current generation of consoles?
Vote here and let me know your thoughts on The Witcher 3. Cheers.