It’s beyond all reasonable comprehension! It defies every facet of practicality, defying the most eccentric of scientific hypothesis. A truly terrifying depiction of society thrown into disrepute at such damning admission that contrived my refined assumptions, that were so quickly disproved in a resounding bellow of rebellion. What am I blithering on about? The incident in question began on Saturday, July 20th. The UK–which has been experiencing somewhat of a celestial abnormality in terms of the suns penetrative rays, perpetuating the viscosity of the ambient temperature, as a rare heat wave continues to bathe this saturated land with a conglomerate of radiant warmth, and reluctance to provide additional cover with the clouds dispersal. The nurturing content of various alcoholic beverages were having the desired refreshing effect, with lubricating lucidity to its benefactors. The alcoholic properties of beverages adding diverse, cognitive lucidity to the monochromatic proceedings, with the addition of purial conversations becoming primary debates, with even one inebriated, female associate colourfully expressing her….how can I phrase this delicately? Her declaration of intent for one specific actor (Game of Thrones actor Richard Madden), who rather fervently–with dramatic hand gestures to punctuate her incentive–would happily exchange pleasantries, as well as oral substances if she were proximately placed to do so, as well as illustrating the compromising entanglements should would happily become reticulated in. But I’ll spear you further suggestible details and attempt to omit them from my woefully unprepared, cerebral cavity. But there was one shocking denouncement I hadn’t foreseen through any deteriorating stage of intoxication; one friend pledging fealty to the PS4!
This specific friend, a mutual ally to gaming and most pertinently, an ardent defendant to Xbox, has deserted his staunch companion. There are not enough adjectives in the English language to emphasis how significant this forced, reprised transition is in the context of his obstinate refusal to ever conform to my biased perspectives. “Hurrah and salutations, friend”, you would presume would be expressions of delight uttered with suitable aplomb worthy of such a pivotal reversal? Well no actually. His diminutive exterior amplified this verbalization digressed was not one of opulent transparency, but one formulated from destitute oppression, expressed in a manner so bereft of sincerity, as though Xbox’s flippancy in regards to its customers had backed him into a figurative, disillusioned corner. The solemn retrospective gleam that sparkled in his eye as though applicating some forlorn memory, numbed by inverted alienation that spewed from every orothis of his diminished figure. There was no jovial assertions from myself, no fist pumping, no hallowed victory for his conversion. The condemnation of his statement was embellished by his defeated countenance, nursing a continuously replenished cider gripped firmly like a toddler riddled by anxiety, grasping his security blanket tightly to preserve his safety from further, antagonized confrontations. But such a reversal should be a decision made with desire and clarity, one of impending excitement for an affluent future, not revulsion for contentions failings, or resenting its contemptuous vision.
I want gamers to respect their singular decisions; opting for the PS4 because of its innovation, or any specific facet that attracts them to the console. Or conversely purchasing an Xbox with optimistic vision that Microsoft can amend their flaccid excuse for a presentation that subverted their policies, by delivering on their prosperous definitions. Resentment should not be the influential proposal that determines our future correspondence, the mitigating factor shouldn’t be the quality of our investment, it should be your principal consideration.
Are gamers being too hasty with their decisions? Let me know your thoughts. Cheers.