“I have no idea what I’m doing?…..” Is a phrase I’ve often uttered when under intense public scrutiny. When I’m chastised for my lack of motivation and direction in life. When I walk all the way down stairs, open the fridge door, gaze wistfully at the illuminated contents and wonder what the hell I was doing there, when I actually needed to pee? And also when I’m trying to negotiate my way through decrepit house, in an undisclosed location which is as brightly lite as a hippos ass! Yes this is part 2 of my disastrous play-through of the “Resident Evil VII ” demo. I spend the majority of it lost, despite having already been shown where to go. I can only apologise for the neglectful dereliction of my duties when it comes to providing thought provoking content and communication. Both will hopefully be amended soon. Until then check out the conclusion of Resident Evil VII and just remember “I have no idea what I’m doing!”
Yes! I’ve finally salvaged enough time to play the “Resident Evil 7” Demo. Is it scary? Is it a return to form? Is it another example of Capcom prioritising commerce over craft? Is it just a demonstration of overt plagiarism? Is it as half-arsed as, well half an arse (or more commonly referred to as Resident Evil 6!). Could I actually figure out what the hell was supposed to be going on?! Well I recorded my exploits for your benefit and give you a vaguely defined idea of what to expect from this much lamented franchise. A word of caution; the game is dark and full of terrors (thank you Melisandre). Primarily consisting of dark, claustrophobic environments that even Marilyn Manson would consider a little too dismal. Seriously I had the brightness dimmed down so much that only Stevie Wonder blindfolded would have less visual perspective! Any girlish screams you hear during this video are purely coincidental. Actually-now that I’ve concocted a more imaginative lie-they were in fact my 3 month old daughter. She was born with a lot of testosterone. My girlfriend and I are deeply concerned. *cough*. With that firmly in mind I hope you enjoy part 1 of my Resident Evil 7 demo play-through. Cheers.