Every parent struggles with the tribulations of rearing an ungrateful, unreasonable, often unbearable hell spawn! The tantrums, the irrational outbursts. Children invariably provoke these emotions in us all! But as parents it is our duty to be considerate and patient custodians. Mentor them through their feral compulsions, to ensure that some day in the future, they will appreciate your efforts and despise you just a little less than if you’d given them up for adoption with Freddy Krueger. The balance of tutoring them with your own naturally acquired experiences, nurturing their own independent proclivities is difficult to manage without imposing your own ideals and opinions on them. Forever moulding them into a vile facsimile of yourself. They should never be forced into liking the same things we do!
As a father I try to encourage my daughter’s own discovered interests. To be independent from her parents own fostered proclivities. Though I’ll admit that there is an abiding sense of kinship that develops when your hobbies intersect. And I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t be just a little proud if she shared my habitual need to game. But anyone who has kids will know how difficult it is to keep them engaged on any one thing for an extended period of time. The likes of “Animal Crossing” and “Mario Kart” sustain a finite amount of allure, before her attention wanes. But “Untitled Goose Game” has roused a dormant affinity that has been absent in other computer games.
There’s something in the Goose’s anarchic perversity that appeals to her mischievous nature. An inert desire to watch the world burn, via the vicarious guise of an agitating goose. Strutting through the rustic streets of a colloquial English village, honking at residents, defacing public property, stealing various objects and antagonising small children into phone boxes. Like a disgruntled Brexit supporter. My 6 year elicits a great deal of solace in replicating the chaotic absurdity she inflicts on her mother and me. And with the option of 2 player co-op, I can collude in the illusion that such mutinous behaviour is acceptable. But what surprises me about her continued investment in this goose driven irritation, is how adept she is when it comes to problem solving.
Untitled Goose Game is predicated on the disciplined and focused anarchy you inflict. For instance your “to-do list”, that is as close as the game comes to an actual narrative, consists of specific tasks that have to be fulfilled before you can progress to the next area. Though many of these objectives are self-explanatory, it’s not always obvious how to achieve them. It implores you to be creative in assessing the method to achieve the specific errand. It’s curious just how observant my daughter is when trying to figure out a way to achieve these goals. Determining solutions to problems with concise, analytical scrutiny. And it’s adorable how she details her theories on how best to complete tasks, plotting and scheming like a Bond villain as she does so.
The fact that a game centered on an antagonistic goose, encourages player creativity to achieve their objectives, while still engaging them in the absurdity of being an antagonistic goose is nothing short of astonishing. Though as I play along as my daughter’s begrudging accomplice, complicit in her devious compulsions to steal a man’s slippers from his feet, I realise that I might be cultivating impulses that a parent should be inhibiting. The best any father can hope for with their child is that they don’t grow up to be a psychopath. Judging by her performance, I may have failed.