Today I intend to publish…..absolutely nothing. Why? Because I’m lazy mostly, but also for the first time in about 11 weeks I have the entire house to myself. And on Fathers Day no less! My girlfriend is out getting reacquainted with her old neglected friend Prosecco (they’re very close). Our daughter Rose is with her Grandmother, currently discharging approximately 2 days worth of digested milk into a nappy that has the same rate of absorption as a moist brick (Rose you understand, not the grandmother). So in the absence of any female distractions I’m free to game without prejudice! I will be pursuing a level of convalescence not seen since I downloaded a movie I already owned simply because I couldn’t be bothered to rifle through the shelf to find the DVD. I’m well furnished in various snack foods and confectionery, an ample supply of beer and a comfortable mattress for me to recline with inert serenity. Such moderation is a conformity completely reliant on the dedicated compliance of domestic absence, so I have to relish such free time with impunity or resent the continued intervention of household servitude. Family diplomacy dictates that being altruistic is the primary consideration, that the unit in this instance consisting of my girlfriend, Rose and myself is the most important observance, not the individuals. But on occasion it’s nice to do away with robust parental responsibilities and just be self serving for a brief period. Now for the biggest problem I’ll face; what the hell should I play?!