I’m sorry, I didn’t want to become “that guy” but I just can’t help but be a doting, loving father. I said I’d never be the annoying guy that clogs up your timeline with excessive number of pictures of my newborn sleeping, yet here I am. The hypocrisy! The one observant individual who’d ridicule anyone that felt compelled to post 84 consecutive images of their child’s sick with the caption “arr” has become every he as ever hated. Caring, considerate and referring to himself in third person. The shame! Well perhaps it’s time for me to repent my past sins and give in to community pressure and cherish the little bundle of joy that me and my girlfriend share. Oh what the heck, here is our beautiful girl:
Oh look at her! It’s like someone bred a puppy, a kitten and a micro pig with the pure essence of adorable. Look at it 16 bits, too cute. I’ve always maintained an endearing affinity for this little machine and I’m pleased to report that the stork has left it’s rather substantial package to two very proud parents. Now if I could just get my baby daughter to be quite for 5 minutes I might be able to enjoy it a bit more! Why are the eldest children so persistently jealous?