I don’t enjoy being vulnerable, exposed to the scrutinised mockery of felicitous individuals. My often aggressive projection of ambient resilience is an intervention emitted to offset these discrediting japes. So it’s with incredible penance, a significant degree of anxiety and elevated elation that I verify a furtive secret that until now I couldn’t admit to myself, let alone mutually nurturing friends or family. It’s tough to convey an admission of such intimate reserve without a punctuating apprehension of public humiliation for my personal publication. But with an accelerated heart rate and eyes visually impaired by enamelled dubiety, I solemnly confess that I……am…….*deep breath*…….on Twitch. Wow, I feel the pressurised torment of my concession declining already! Yes I am a Twitcher….a Twitchling? A twitch? I’m Twitching? Well whatever the corresponding terminology is I can now distribute a collation of nonsensical banality and myopic lamentations directly into your external auditory meatus (it is a word, I checked). Unfortunately due to a privation of visual recording device that could document my toned, vascular physique, my chiselled features adulated by my deeply alluring hazel eyes that glimmer with seductive impartiality and my radiant yet constrained humility will–for the time being–sadly be a coveted vacancy to my linguistic citations (and supplementary profanities). But I’m confident that the municipal community will be more than content with my cultured narrations embossed with articulated observations and sophisticated vernacular into the penetrative intricacies I’ll exhibit. All while retaining a suitable consumption of palliative beverages and Quavers while reciting loquacious incite into a games performance and perpetual capitulation due to a games difficulty, not my inferior fruitions.
So it’s with great pleasure/repentance that I can reveal that I will be hosting my first official Twitch stream at around 8pm GMT tonight (I’ve already contributed a handful of preliminary videos on Twitch, but more for the purposes of experimentation and education rather than for entertainment purposes). Twitch will allow me to further extrapolate my extraneous retention’s by harnessing my distended vocabulary with more immediate punctuation, adequately portraying how I really feel without the need for written notations. My concerted and attentive evaluations will tonight be concentrated on either a continuation of Watchdogs or the completion of Outlast in one play-through. Either way my regional dialect, my surprisingly posh accentuation’s and incredibly aggressive cadence, resonating with distinguished regency will be your narrative. Check out my postulation’s on Twitch tonight at around 8pm GMT. Check out the link below: